I’d like to capture a rainbow
and stick it in a big box so that,
anytime you wanted to,
you could reach in and pull out
a piece of sunshine.

I’d like to build you a mountain
that you could call your very own
a place to find serenity
in those times when you
feel the need to be
closer to yourself…

I’d like to be the one
who’s there when you’re
lonely or troubled
or you just need
someone to hold on to.

I’d like to do all this and more
to make your life happy.

But, sometimes,
it isn’t easy to do
the things I would like to do
or give the things I would like to give.

So… until I learn how to
catch rainbows and build mountains,
let me do for you which I know best…

..Let me simply be your friend.

Author Unknown

Pernah ngerasain slide pane di Impress Open Office ga bisa didocking? Ga enak rasanya coz g pernah ngerasain :p

Sewaktu sedang membuat presentasi make Impress dr Open Office, secara ga sengaja Slide Panenya g undock. Ga ada masalah dgn itu, dan semua berjalan lancar.

Tp waktu mo di recek, kok slide panenya ga bisa di dock yah? Biasanya cukup drag aja ke samping dan akan otomatis dock sendiri atau drag sambil teken ctrl. Tp sekali ini ni slide pane ogah docking.

Lama juga nih g ngutak ngatik biar balik lg, ampe presentasi terlupakan malah nyari cara buat redocking. G coba restart, ga ngaruh, tetep aja “floating around”. Huh.. g uninstall, restart, trus install ulang. Masak tetep keukeuh sih..

Buset, tetep aja ga ngaruh.. akhirnya g ke Mbah Google..

Nemu, ternyata solusinya simple bgt..

G hanya perlu tekan ctrl dan double click di bagian abu2 di slide pane tsb. Jgn yg biru yah, di bawah biru ada kotak abu2, nah itu dia.

Contohnya spt di gbr yg di batas merah..

Begitu di double click, langsung docking sendiri..

Thank you Google, mudah2an membantu temen2 juga

Bom yang meledak di Mega Kuningan berasal dari basement Hotel JW Marriott dan Ritz Carlton, meledak hampir bersamaan pada sekitar pukul 07.40 WIB.

G dapet kabar itu sekitar jam 8an, langsung akses Vivanews utk memastikan, bener bom ato cuman isu? Ternyata bener2 kejadian, tiap 5 menit g refresh berita dari Vivanews ini. Makin lama kok makin berat yah..

Jam 9.30 website tidak dapat diakses , yg pasti bukan krn koneksi internet g yg down, krn website lain normal2 aja. Mungkin serbuan pembaca berita dari seluruh Indonesia ditambah dr luar negeri yg mengakibatkan server Vivanews sibuk. Seperti kena ddos nih

Tp kondisi tsb tdk berlangsung lama, 15 menit kemudian, Vivanews sudah normal kembali.

Melihat hal yg terjadi di Vivanews, tdk menutup kemungkinan hal ini terjadi pula pada situs2 berita yg lain. Mudah2an server2 milik situs berita dapat bertahan shg informasi dapat terus di pantau secepatnya

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an ‘A’ for the exam.”

Professor, “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an ‘A’, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an ‘A’, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

Congratulate them and put them in “Top Management”

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad, she’s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true.. I’m over at Tommy’s house.

I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it’s safe to come home.

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring, “he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my car.”

di cuplik dari detik.com

Panitia Hak Angket Daftar Pemilih Tetap (DPT) menemukan adanya ketidaksesuaian DPT di beberapa Kabupaten/Kota dengan DPT yang dimiliki KPU pada Pileg yang lalu. Dugaan sementara, ketidaksesuaian tersebut karena ada perbedaan penggunaan software dalam menyimpan data.

“Karenanya Pansus akan meminta ahli IT Microsoft apakah perubahan sistem ini akan merubah data atau tidak? Apakah ini dilakukan oleh kehendak seseorang atau tidak,” kata Ketua Panitia Hak Angket DPT Gayus Lumbuun kepada wartawan di Kantor Badan Pemenangan Presiden Megawati, Jl Cik Di Tiro, Menteng, Jakarta Pusat, Kamis (2/7/2099).

Gayus menjelaskan, perbedaan software yang digunakan bisa menjadi alasan banyaknya pemilih ganda dan pemilih fiktif.

“Data kependudukan dari Pemerintah menggunakan program Microsoft Exel. Tapi, pengolahan DPT itu  menggunakan Microsoft Acces,” jelasnya.

Menurut Gayus, pihaknya telah mengunjungi 5 daerah secara serentak di seluruh Indonesia. Daerah-daerah tersebut antara lain, Papua, Sulawesi Selatan, Jawa Timur, Bali dan Sumatera Utara.
“Kami bertemu dengan Panwas dan KPUD dan sudah kami tanyakan memang ada perbedaan tentang DPT,” jelasnya.

Kacau ga tuh?  Untuk konversi dari excel ke access aja ampe minta bantuan Microsuck. Musti bayar berapa tuh feenya buat ngerjain task yg sepele gitu? Belum biaya tiket pergi pulang, biaya akomodasi, dan yg paling mahal biaya menahan malu.

Klo menurut g sih, pake jasa peserta kursus ms.office aja bisa tuh, lebih murah lagi.

Tp apa pendapat g bisa sampe kesana yah?

Salemba, Warta Kota

PEJABAT Jakarta seperti ditampar. Seorang warganya harus menggendong mayat anaknya karena tak mampu sewa mobil jenazah. Penumpang kereta rel listrik (KRL) jurusan Jakarta – Bogor pun geger Minggu (5/6). Sebab, mereka tahu bahwa seorang pemulung bernama Supriono (38 thn) tengah menggendong mayat anak, Khaerunisa (3 thn). Supriono akan memakamkan si kecil di Kampung Kramat, Bogor dengan menggunakan jasa KRL.

Tapi di Stasiun Tebet, Supriono dipaksa turun dari kereta, lantas dibawa ke kantor polisi karena dicurigai si anak adalah korban kejahatan. Tapi di kantor polisi, Supriono mengatakan si anak tewas karena penyakit muntaber. Polisi belum langsung percaya dan memaksa Supriono membawa jenazah itu ke RSCM untuk diautopsi.

Di RSCM, Supriono menjelaskan bahwa Khaerunisa sudah empat hari terserang muntaber. Dia sudah membawa Khaerunisa untuk berobat ke Puskesmas Kecamatan Setiabudi. “Saya hanya sekali bawa Khaerunisa ke puskesmas, saya tidak punya uang untuk membawanya lagi ke puskesmas, meski biaya hanya Rp 4.000,- saya hanya pemulung kardus, gelas dan botol plastik yang penghasilannya hanya Rp 10.000,- per hari,” ujar bapak 2 anak yang mengaku tinggal di kolong perlintasan rel KA di Cikini itu. Supriono hanya bisa berharap Khaerunisa sembuh dengan sendirinya. Selama sakit Khaerunisa terkadang masih mengikuti ayah dan kakaknya, Muriski Saleh (6 thn), untuk memulung kardus di Manggarai hingga Salemba, meski hanya terbaring digerobak ayahnya.

Karena tidak kuasa melawan penyakitnya, akhirnya Khaerunisa menghembuskan nafas terakhirnya pada Minggu (5/6) pukul 07.00. Khaerunisa meninggal di depan sang ayah, dengan terbaring di dalam gerobak yang kotor itu, di sela-sela kardus yang bau. Tak ada siapa-siapa, kecuali sang bapak dan kakaknya. Supriono dan Muriski termangu. Uang di saku tinggal Rp 6.000,- tak mungkin cukup beli kain kafan untuk membungkus mayat si kecil dengan layak, apalagi sampai harus menyewa ambulans. Khaerunisa masih terbaring di gerobak. Supriono mengajak Musriki berjalan menyorong gerobak berisikan mayat itu dari Manggarai hingga ke Stasiun Tebet, Supriono berniat menguburkan anaknya di kampong pemulung di Kramat, Bogor . Ia berharap di sana mendapatkan bantuan dari sesama pemulung.

Pukul 10.00 yang mulai terik, gerobak mayat itu tiba di Stasiun Tebet. Yang tersisa hanyalah sarung kucel yang kemudian dipakai membungkus jenazah si kecil. Kepala mayat anak yang dicinta itu dibiarkan terbuka, biar orang tak tahu kalau Khaerunisa sudah menghadap Sang Khalik. Dengan menggandeng si sulung yang berusia 6 thn, Supriono menggendong Khaerunisa menuju stasiun.

Ketika KRL jurusan Bogor datang, tiba-tiba seorang pedagang menghampiri Supriono dan menanyakan anaknya. Lalu dijelaskan oleh Supriono bahwa anaknya telah meninggal dan akan dibawa ke Bogor spontan penumpang KRL yang mendengar penjelasan Supriono langsung berkerumun dan Supriono langsung dibawa ke kantor polisi Tebet. Polisi menyuruh agar Supriono membawa anaknya ke RSCM dengan menumpang ambulans hitam.

Supriono ngotot meminta agar mayat anaknya bisa segera dimakamkan. Tapi dia hanya bisa tersandar di tembok ketika menantikan surat permintaan pulang dari RSCM. Sambil memandangi mayat Khaerunisa yang terbujur kaku.

Hingga saat itu Muriski sang kakak yang belum mengerti kalau adiknya telah meninggal masih terus bermain sambil sesekali memegang tubuh adiknya.

Pukul 16.00, akhirnya petugas RSCM mengeluarkan surat tersebut, lagi-lagi karena tidak punya uang untuk menyewa ambulans, Supriono harus berjalan kaki menggendong mayat Khaerunisa dengan kain sarung sambil menggandeng tangan Muriski. Beberapa warga yang iba memberikan uang sekadarnya untuk ongkos perjalanan ke Bogor . Para pedagang di RSCM juga memberikan air minum kemasan untuk bekal Supriono dan Muriski di perjalanan.

Psikolog Sartono Mukadis menangis mendengar cerita ini dan mengaku benar-benar terpukul dengan peristiwa yang sangat tragis tersebut karena masyarakat dan aparat pemerintah saat ini sudah tidak lagi perduli terhadap sesama. “Peristiwa itu adalah dosa masyarakat yang seharusnya kita bertanggung jawab untuk mengurus jenazah Khaerunisa. Jangan bilang keluarga Supriono tidak memiliki KTP atau KK atau bahkan tempat tinggal dan alamat tetap. Ini merupakan tamparan untuk bangsa Indonesia ,” ujarnya.

Koordinator Urban Poor Consortium, Wardah Hafidz, mengatakan peristiwa itu seharusnya tidak terjadi jika pemerintah memberikan pelayanan kesehatan bagi orang yang tidak mampu. Yang terjadi selama ini, pemerintah hanya memerangi kemiskinan, tidak mengurusi orang miskin kata Wardah.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain.

Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said “toast”, then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “bread”, go to question

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk”. What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk”, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World”. If you said, “water” then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks”, what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said “glass”, then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors – East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s land”?

Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than “one degree”, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

Frankly speaking,  I can only answer 2 questions :p

I think I have to replace my brain.

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